Back and ready for shovel-based revenge

*finds genie*
*wishes for a google hangouts android update that doesn’t fuck everything over*

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

ofravensandwolves:

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ofravensandwolves:

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

unbridledlearning:

bawkbawk-motherclucker:

queerfucker:

tipsfortransfolks:

The recent CBS story regarding nine Swedish women who received uterus transplants undoubtedly caught the attention of transgender women throughout the world. Anyone, with even the slightest awareness of the advancement of medical science, understands that eventually there will be few things left in the realm of impossible. The idea that a transgender woman will one day be able to carry a child in her womb is no longer just an idea. It is a reality of the future.

tell everyone.

If this becomes a thing I think I’d like to donate my uterus to a trans woman.

I DON’T EVEN WANT MY UTERUS!!!! TAKE IT AND MAKE ALL THE BABIES!!!!!

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

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You:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

terezi-pie-rope:

qu1ckmas:

apollosglare:

clusterbeatboxer:

sassy-jolly-wigglytuff:

sonthemerrymedic:

fefjade:

what you’ve all been waiting for: the televised adaptation of homestuck by everyone’s favorite childhood tv company!!!

this is physically painful

Im twitching

GREG

 The quadrants are changed! Redrom is for boys <3 girl relationships only, and blackrom just means you had an argument and don’t understand the true power of friendship but it’s okay your ashen friend WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER.

All blood is fruit juice. They don’t die, they just spill juice on themselves.

Katherine wants to be best biffles with Vicki!

Theresa isn’t REALLY blind, and she doesn’t taste colors cause that’s Satanist. Vicki had a change of heart and let Theresa live happily!

Ed and Amy are getting married cause they kissed.

Eric got mad that Felicity wasn’t his super best friend anymore, so they were almost blackrom oh no! :C He knocked over her juice box.

Greg is a meanie. He’s knocked over a lot of juice boxes.

Karl is the happy-go lucky leader who shows them all the power of FRIENDSHIP.

he knocked over her juice box

Ed

stupidharpy:

i still can’t get over how so many people still believe that harvestmen are super venomous

like what the heckie

did-you-kno:

Ancient Egyptians had proctologists. Their name for them translates to “shepherd of the anus.” Source

did-you-kno:

Ancient Egyptians had proctologists. Their name for them translates to “shepherd of the anus.” Source

sexuallyactivetrashcan:

kinda took a friend’s Eridan scarf oops

14 Reasons To Kick Grandma’s Ass

walmarts:

1.  who does she think she is, anyway

bellthekat:

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

THIS IS SO SWEET OMG

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.