Back and ready for shovel-based revenge
zamii070:

hey friends i still have A LOT of these dumb homestuck stickers i made for my 1000th follower giveaway like YEARS ago haha. Not all of these are characters are available. i dont wanna throw them away and they’re taking up space so who wants them.
short give away,
1 like 1 reblog
dont have to follow
random number generator pick
ends August 4th 2014
no international shipping sorry :’( (unless you wanna pay for it i guess)

zamii070:

hey friends i still have A LOT of these dumb homestuck stickers i made for my 1000th follower giveaway like YEARS ago haha. Not all of these are characters are available. i dont wanna throw them away and they’re taking up space so who wants them.

short give away,

1 like 1 reblog

dont have to follow

random number generator pick

ends August 4th 2014

no international shipping sorry :’( (unless you wanna pay for it i guess)

"Pir8te Gar8"

whoobin:

I am so over people thinking that Leis look like this: 

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A lei takes hard time and vigorous work. We (Hawaiians) wake up at the crack of dawn to gather whats needed to make the lei that we want. It can take hours or days to make the leis and Hawaiian’s make leis with only good intentions and love because they believe that if you make a lei with malicious intent it will come out into the lei. There is many different ways to make leis and we also make leis from shells and feathers. It isn’t only Hawai’i that makes leis but throughout Polynesia fellow Polynesians make leis in their own style. 

To call the above image a lei is disrespectful to my culture and I want that shit to stop. That isn’t a lei, the images in the photoset are leis. 

paveffer:

Plot twist: I actually get off my lazy butt and make a matching set. Enjoy, and thanks for 700 followers everybody! 

Void, Time, and Blood

Void: do you like being alone?
-Sometimes.

Time: what is your favorite memory?
-I’m not sure if I really have one…

Blood: do you form strong friendships?
-yes

The Facts.

jackwillett:

The reason his RTD era stories were watchable.image

if I show up dead report karkinogenetikist to the police

Shut up, you're irrelevant
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

if you sent this off anon I would bet 140 us dollars that I would not recognize your url

Send me an aspect
Breath: How have you changed over the past year?
Light: Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?
Time: What is your favourite memory?
Space: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Life: Are you a rule breaker by heart?
Hope: What are you looking forward to?
Void: Do you like being alone?
Heart: Have you ever been in love?
Mind: Do you make decisions easily?
Doom: Have you ever gotten injured?
Blood: Do you form strong friendships?
Rage: What are your biggest pet peeves?
sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
xdeparture:

ianthe:

lanadellame:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

Nah son

????????????

it’s true do, his mom is Jamaican he just straightens his hair,

baby pete

natural hair texture

WHAT

this is so important

xdeparture:

ianthe:

lanadellame:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

Nah son

????????????

it’s true do, his mom is Jamaican he just straightens his hair,

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/Election-Celebrities_Corm-740693.JPG

baby pete

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2011/03/Pete-Wentz.jpg

natural hair texture

WHAT

this is so important

stahscre4m:

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

or I alt reblogged

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

lostincomaa:

alexthegardener:

lostincomaa:

lostincomaa:

theres this bondage blog i follow and they just posted the funniest freakin thing i have ever seen i cant stop laughing

image

thats not sexy

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what are you doING

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FUCK THIS POST